Unique White Elephant Gifts!

Unique White Elephant Gifts!

Be the hit of your holiday party when they open these funny & unique White Elephant and Secret Santa gifts!

1. Set Of 8 Roach Clips

Pull a prank. Or simply delight someone by offering them a roach clip-and handing them this. Virtually indestructible and rumored to be able to survive nuclear blasts, this creepy office mate comes in two sets of 4. (8 clips total). Plastic. 2.5″L.

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2. Trumpzilla Wind-Up Toy

Stomping forward with fire sparking from his mouth, Trumpzilla forges on with no regard to any challenge in his way. Plastic wind-up toy is 3¾”H; hands are life-size.

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3. Dadbag Fannypack

EXCLUSIVE! No shame in your game. You’ve got a dad-bod and you know it. Flaunt it further with the Dadbag. Photo realistic fanny pack, ready to carry your essentials. Sure to get a reaction from passersby. 100% poly, with adjustable strap. Imported.

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4. Make It Rain Money Shooter

It’s a blowout moment nobody will ever forget: A non-stop shower of cash money making any occasion extra extra. This rapid-fire dispenser makes it rain. Comes with fake bills, but easy to reload with whatever denomination you care to share. Steel and plastic. Uses 3 AAA batteries (not included). 7½”.

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5. Cat Butt Tissue Holder – Orange Tabby Resin

EXCLUSIVE! This tabby cat is just trying to help out by keeping your tissue close at hand! You’ll have no trouble finding it, whether in the bathroom, bedroom or den. Standard square tissue box fits inside. Resin. 12½”x 9¼”x 9½”.

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6. Cluster Fork Kitchen Towel

Kitchen towels have two jobs to do. 1) Be on hand for any spill, slop or drip that needs a quick wipe. 2) Add joy to your life. Add a little naughty humor to your next kitchen shift with funny sayings screenprinted on super-absorbent, premium cotton flour sack dish towels-the kind that gets better and better the more you use it. Machine wash. Imported. 26″ square.

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7. Genuine Fake Prank Gift Boxes

They’ll be excited as they unwrap it, and puzzled as they see the box. Then the real fun begins as they try to figure out how to thank you for such a weird and, frankly, awful gift. Everything about the box is convincing, from the photos to the layout and the copy. It looks exactly like something you’d buy from a cheesy TV infomercial. The box arrives empty, and the point, of course, is to put the real gift inside and save the day. But for a moment or two, it’s a great prank. Box is about 9″ x 11″ x 3″.

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8. Fun in a Tin

Any type of fun you want all in one convenient tin, bring it on the go, in the car, on the plane, or even to a party! Choose from Games in a Tin, Jurassic in a Tin, Magician in a Tin, Pranks in a Tin, and Tank in a Tin (requires 1 AAA battery that is not included).

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9. Women’s 3D Animal Face Undies: Underwear with Ears

EXCLUSIVE! Perfect for when you want things to get a little wild, these fitted panties have cute pop-up ears over super realistic printing of curious faces. A hilarious gift for a friend who loves animal, they’re super soft and are made of a machine-washable polyester/spandex blend. Imported. One size fits women’s 6-10.

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10. Go Away Gnome

There’s no misunderstanding this gnome’s message. But then, it probably will invite just the right sort of people to your door-and that’s its true magic. Hilariously obscene gnome garden ornament is made of outdoor-safe resin. A bold 18″H.

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11. Jesus Soap Dispenser

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. And speaking of the unclean, bless your messy hands with this liquid soap dispenser, banishing the blasphemous existence of germs from your home forever and ever, amen. Stoneware and zinc alloy. 7″H.

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12. Trumpisms 2019 Day-To-Day Calendar

Every single day, be inspired by the keen insight and inspiring humility of our POTUS. Or get a little fired thanks to his defensive barbs and bizarre boasts-you add the sound effects. One per day, all 2019 long. 5 3/8″H.

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13. Largemouth Bass Table Accent Lamp

EXCLUSIVE! An amazingly lifelike sculpture forms the top of the accent lamp, adding a warm glow and an outdoorsy touch to any space. Resin. Bulb included; 57″ cord with inline switch. 8¾” H.

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14. President Donald Trump Chia Pet Head

A more natural hair color for POTUS. 8″H Chia head includes kit with everything you need to grow. We cannot guarantee seeds will grow in a similarly coiffed presidential styling.

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15. Endless Singing Christmas Joke Card

Press to play…and it plays the birthday song. How nice. Press to stop… and it doesn’t stop. Instead, it plays LOUDER. For up to 3 HOURS. In desperation, most people rip it open, and when they do, glitter spills out everywhere. It’s the most annoying card in the world, recommended for someone with a great sense of humor. 5″ x 7″. Hand-deliver or mail in bubble wrap or a box. Instructions included.

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16. Anne Taintor Mini Tissues

Sometimes, the best response is a good cry. Or possibly a sneeze. In any event, having one of these petite 3-inch tissue boxes handy could prove to be your salvation. Each is decorated on all sides with the witty graphic humor of Anne Taintor, combining squeaky-clean commercial images from the 1950s with captions that offer a hilarious counterpoint.

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17. Animal Paw Crew Socks

EXCLUSIVE! Realistic printing shows the front and back side of your favorite furry animal. 100% polyester. Machine wash and dry. Printed in the USA. One size fits up to Men’s 13. Specify Animal when ordering.

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18. Grilled Cheese Sandwich Maker – Electric Toaster

The melty, gooey goodness of a grilled cheese sandwich can be yours in just minutes! Create your favorite cheese sandwich, place the sandwich in the grill cage, toast & enjoy! Removable grill cages for easy clean up. Plastic, metal, electric. 10½” x 9½ x 7½”

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19. Leafy Ice Cube Tray

Make your next batch of cakes, brownies and cocktails a little more magical. Shaped silicone baking and ice molds are freezer, oven, and dishwasher safe.

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20. Elephant Tea Mug

The appealing shape of this pachyderm makes it a pleasure to hold; the clever opening neatly stashes your teabag when you’re done steeping and just want to enjoy your soul-sustaining brew. A wonderful gift for any tea drinker, this 15-oz. machine-washable mug is made of heat-resistant ceramic.

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21. Leg Lamp Wine Glass

It’s a little frah-gee-lay. Meaning, it must be Italian. If you fondly remember the soft glow of electric sex in Ralphie’s window, then you must have this wine glass to toast the season. Made of sculpted glass, great for red, white or any other beverage that goes well with Peking duck on Christmas. 10½”H. Holds 12 oz.

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22. The President – Dammit Doll

Whether you’re blue or you’re red, slam this doll and leave nothing unsaid! When your duties become overwhelming and you don’t know who to turn to, Dammit Doll is here to add some fun to your day. Grab this Limited Edition Dammit Doll and start slamming your frustrations away. Remember, no one can bring you down!Handmade.12″ tall.Polyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing

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23. Boob Cube

Want to give your intellectual ego a boost? Grab the Boob Cube and share your genius with the world. Instructions and solutions included (no, you won’t need them); a snarky stocking stuffer for someone who likes to show off their smarts. Plastic. 2″. Ages 8+.

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24. Electronic Hand-Held Sports Games- Football

The 70’s sensation is back and better than before! Sound effects will take you back to the good old pre-Nintendo days! Shoot the basket, run the bases, make a touch down! Choose Basketball, Baseball or Football. Plastic. Requires 3 AAA batteries (included). 8″x 5¼”.

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25. Dropshot Game

EXCLUSIVE! Combining fun, suspense, and adult beverages in to one game, Dropshot is sure to be a crowd-pleaser at your next house party. Roll the dice, turn the crank; at a random crankturn, the shot is released in to a player’s mouth. Comes with multiple mouth pieces. Dishwasher safe. Recommended for adults ages 21+.

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26. Don’t Be A Prick Cactus Mug

Social norms aren’t hard to agree to. Like leaving someone alone until they’ve had their morning joe. Sculpted like a well protected saguaro cactus, this generously sized mug says it all, so you don’t have to. High-quality porcelain. Hand wash; not microwave safe. 13½ oz.; 4¾” dia.

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