Top 25 Gifts from 2018

Top 25 Gifts from 2018

lorem ipsum blah blah blah blah blah blah blah put your main text here. brief description of collection of items

Animal Paw Crew Socks

EXCLUSIVE! Realistic printing shows the front and back side of your favorite furry animal. 100% polyester. Machine wash and dry. Printed in the USA. One size fits up to Men’s 13. Specify Animal when ordering.

BUY HERE »

Wooden Mechanical Moving Dragon Puzzle – Crank Operated

EXCLUSIVE! A mechanical marvel you get to assemble yourself. Every piece of this precision-crafted 3-D puzzle is made to marvelously slide together; once it’s put together, the mechanical elements animate to set the dragon in hypnotic motion. Wood. 11¾”x 5½”x 10¼”. 107 Pieces.

BUY HERE »

One Cat Leads to Another Magic Heat-Changing Coffee Mug

EXCLUSIVE! In the beginning, you start with an empty mug, a single cat, and a nagging sense that your life could somehow be more fulfilling. Pour on the coffee, and be transformed: Triggered by the hot java, your one lonely puss magically turns into seven. Hand-wash ceramic. 3¾”H; 11 oz.

BUY HERE »

Color Changing LED Tap Cat Night Light – Tap On/Off

EXCLUSIVE! Slap the kitty and the silicone lamp magically turns on. Bump it again and the color shifts. A 3rd gentle nudge turns the lamp off. We’re not sure how it works, but it is a whole heck of a lot of fun. 5″H x 5″W. Made of silicone. Brilliant LED light shifts colors. Takes 3 AAA batteries (not included). USB cable not included.

BUY HERE »

Grilled Cheese Sandwich Maker – Electric Toaster

The melty, gooey goodness of a grilled cheese sandwich can be yours in just minutes! Create your favorite cheese sandwich, place the sandwich in the grill cage, toast & enjoy! Removable grill cages for easy clean up. Plastic, metal, electric. 10½” x 9½ x 7½”

BUY HERE »

Trumpzilla Wind-Up Toy

Stomping forward with fire sparking from his mouth, Trumpzilla forges on with no regard to any challenge in his way. Plastic wind-up toy is 3¾”H; hands are life-size.

BUY HERE »

Bud Light Dilly Dilly Shirts

Two words say it all: greeting, approval, thanks, and “Beer me.” For the Dilly Dilly lover you know, these soft heathered shirts are an appropriately royal blue. Machine wash. Cotton/poly blends. Imported. M-XXL. Choose T-shirt, Hoodie, or Beer Pouch Hoodie.

BUY HERE »

Penguin Automatic Tea Steeper and Kitchen Timer – 8″ High

EXCLUSIVE! An absolute lifesaver-or at least, tea saver. Devoted steepers know that timing is everything for the perfect cuppa; this penguin holds a teabag in the hot water for an exact number of minutes before lifting it out, preventing bitter over-steeped flavors. Doubles as a kitchen timer up to 20 min. Plastic. 8″.

BUY HERE »

Car Full of Squirrels Auto Windshield Sun Shade

This hilarious sunshade offers a realistic view of a car interior being decimated by out-of-control rodents, plus keeps your auto cool and blocks damaging UV rays. Includes 2 suction cups to hold it in place. Metalized polyester laminate. 50″ x 27½”; fits most standard-size windshields.

BUY HERE »

Star Trek Crew Car Windshield Sun Shade

EXCLUSIVE! Turn your car into the control deck for the Starship Enterprise, with Captain Kirk himself at the helm, or the steering wheel. Photo real print keeps your car cool and the sun from fading your interior. Made of metallicized polyester to reflect heat and light. Accordion folds with Velcro strap when not in use. 50″ x 27 1/2″

BUY HERE »

I’m So Tired Shirts And Nightshirt And I’m Not Tired Child Shirts

EXCLUSIVE! For Dad, Mom, and the newest, most wide-awake member of the family. Sweat is 50/50 blend. T-Shirt, Nightshirt & Snapsuit all 100% cotton. Sweat & Tee, S-3XL. Nightshirt, S/M or M/L. Snapsuit, sizes newborn, 6 mos., 12 mos., 18 mos., 24 mos. Toddler T-Shirt, sizes, 2T, 3T, or 4T. All imported.

BUY HERE »

Trump Corkscrew

The haters and losers won’t acknowledge it, but this is the greatest corkscrew ever, okay? Resin and metal corkscrew is 9½”L. Will fit most sized hands (whether small or huuuge).

BUY HERE »

Cat Butt Tissue Holders – Black & White

EXCLUSIVE! These cats are just trying to help out by keeping your tissue close at hand! Standard square tissue box fits inside. Resin. 12½”x 9¼”x 9½”.

BUY HERE »

Cat Butt Tissue Holder – Orange Tabby Resin

EXCLUSIVE! This tabby cat is just trying to help out by keeping your tissue close at hand! You’ll have no trouble finding it, whether in the bathroom, bedroom or den. Standard square tissue box fits inside. Resin. 12½”x 9¼”x 9½”.

BUY HERE »

Hummer Rings Hummingbird Feeder

Create up-close and amazing nature encounters that you and your family will never forget. Start by filling your hummer rings with any nectar and placing them in their holder; as hummingbirds learn that there’s food to be had, you can start wearing the rings and feeding the birds straight from your hand. Rings are dishwasher-safe plastic; each fits an adult finger comfortably. 2″ flowers; 4 rings in each set.

BUY HERE »

Personalized Happy Campers Mat

EXCLUSIVE! Welcome friends to your home or your home on wheels with a personalized doormat. Durable 100% Olefin with synthetic jute backing. Made in USA. 27″ x 18″. To clean, hose down. Specify up to 22 characters including spaces.

BUY HERE »

Amazing Grace Wind Chimes of Cherry Wood and Aluminum

Six hand-tuned tubular bells, tuned to the notes of the world’s most popular song. Handcrafted, hand-tuned. Aluminum and laminated ashwood. Six silver anodized aluminum tubes. Ashwood has a rich cherry finish. Plays the inspiring tones heard in the opening measures of “Amazing Grace.” Wood paddle (wind catcher) is engraved with the notes: C, F, A, G, F, A. Hangs 25″. Ready to hang indoors or out. A perfect gift. May be personalized with engraving. From Woodstock Chimes, makers of the world’s favorite wind chimes. America’s spiritual anthem and the most popular song on earth, “Amazing Grace” was written in the 1700s by John Newton, a former slave-ship captain who experienced a religious conversion after a terrifying storm at sea. Newton was ordained a minister in 1764 and took over a small parish in Buckinghamshire, England. He wrote the words to “Amazing Grace” in 1772, but the song didn’t become popular until much later. In 1835, Newton’s words were paired with a melody called “New Britain,” which was based on an older melody called “Harmony Grove.” In 1922, the Original Sacred Harp Choir made the first recording of “Amazing Grace” (still called “New Britain”). The recording is in the Library of Congress. It’s one of more than 3,000 recordings of “Amazing Grace” in the Library’s collection. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, that’s the largest compilation of recordings of a single work in the world. In addition to the slow and stately version most of us know, “Amazing Grace” has been arranged for all kinds of genres: gospel, country, folk, funk, punk, rock, R&B, jazz, even heavy metal. It’s believed that “Amazing Grace” is performed as often as 10 million times every year.

BUY HERE »

Sequin Swipe Unicorn Throw Pillow – Color Changes from White to Rainbow

As wondrous as a mythical unicorn, the magic sequins change colors with a swipe of your hand. Unicorn shaped pillow is 15″H. Made of polyester with colorful sequins.

BUY HERE »

Welcome To Our Fire pit Tin Sign – Indoor/Outdoor – 27.5″ High

A toast to all the wonderful things that happen around a backyard fire. A great gift for new homeowners and generous hosts, the corrugated tin sign with jute rope is designed for indoor or outdoor use. 27½”.

BUY HERE »

Jesus Soap Dispenser

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. And speaking of the unclean, bless your messy hands with this liquid soap dispenser, banishing the blasphemous existence of germs from your home forever and ever, amen. Stoneware and zinc alloy. 7″H.

BUY HERE »

Electric Blues Build Your Own Cigar Box Guitar Kit

The cigar box guitar went from the most humble of beginnings to epic status in the hands of musical masters-and now it’s your turn to sing the blues with this legendary instrument. This all-in-one kit includes a DIY Blues Box guitar, a booklet with info on assembly, tuning and history, plus audio CD and booklet with learning exercises. Excellent for people who love to pick up instruments as they go, or as a very first foray into playing guitar. 26″L.

BUY HERE »

Bubble Wrap Suit Zoltan Costume from Dude Where’s My Car?

Just say “Zoltan” and watch what happens. Or try wearing it to work. Made of real bubble wrap with elastic waistband and hook-and-loop closure on jacket. One size fits most adults. Plastic.

BUY HERE »

“If You Can Read This” – Hidden Message Socks

Want your feet rubbed? Need a beverage? Let your feet do the talking. Cozy cotton-spandex socks are one size fits most. Machine wash. Imported. Specify Bring Me Some Wine, Bring Me Some Coffee, Please Rub My Feet. Colors as shown. Unisex.

BUY HERE »

Bad Hombres Magnet Set

It’s a bromance torn from the headlines: Trump and Putin, getting together on your refrigerator for a relaxing round of dress-up. Outfits and accoutrement include bandito outfits, beauty pageant essentials, and of course, a cat hat.

BUY HERE »

Golden Girls Auto Windshield Car Sun Shade

A hilarious way to get double-takes in the grocery parking lot, this sun shade shows the Golden Girls in all their glory; well-constructed shade is made of vinyl. Sized to fit most cars and trucks. 57″ x 28″.

BUY HERE »

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.