1. Bud Light Dilly Dilly Shirts
Two words say it all: greeting, approval, thanks, and “Beer me.” For the Dilly Dilly lover you know, these soft heathered shirts are an appropriately royal blue. Machine wash. Cotton/poly blends. Imported. M-XXL. Choose T-shirt or Hoodie.
2. The General’s Hot Sauce Sampler Set
Organic Louisiana peppers are the only ammo you need when you want a true explosion of flavor. Three fiery hot sauces are included in this grenade shaped set, great for doctoring every meal. A portion of the proceeds supports U.S. veterans. Set of 3 includes 6 oz. each: Dead Red (Red Cayenne), Marine Green (Green Cayenne), and Shock & Awe (Habanero).
3. Bob Ross Socks
From 1983-94, Bob Ross taught PBS viewers how to paint happy little trees, clouds, and mountains. Men’s cotton blend crew socks are one size fits most (8-13). Specify Happy Little Accidents (cream), Happy Clouds (blue), or It’s Bob Ross (grey). Machine wash. Imported.
4. Cigar-Rest Rocks Glass
Free up a hand when enjoying the perfect pairing of your favorite smoke and adult beverage. This ingeniously designed rocks glass includes a rest for your cigar so you’re free to sip and puff at your leisure. Holds up to 9 oz. and fits most cigar sizes. Dishwasher safe.
5. Silent But Deadly Boxers
For lounging, sleeping or wearing under clothing, these super-soft, 100% cotton boxer shorts make hilarious gifts and comfy everyday wear (for women, too!). Elastic waistband, button-fly. Imported S-XXL.
6. Golf Ball Finder Glasses
Designed with special lenses that accentuate white surfaces against their surroundings, these glasses illuminate golf balls in your sightline and help you immediately track down errant shots. Includes protective carrying pouch.
7. Electric Blues Build Your Own Cigar Box Guitar Kit
The cigar box guitar went from the most humble of beginnings to epic status in the hands of musical masters-and now it’s your turn to sing the blues with this legendary instrument. This all-in-one kit includes a DIY Blues Box guitar, a booklet with info on assembly, tuning and history, plus audio CD and booklet with learning exercises. Excellent for people who love to pick up instruments as they go, or as a very first foray into playing guitar. 26″L.
8. Carpenter Pencil Set of 2
Winner of our “Why Hasn’t Someone Thought of This Before” award: An ingenious mash-up of sturdy workman pencil and a bubble level that’s built right in. No more juggling two tools when hanging pictures or putting up a shelf; a fun gift for crafty and DIY types. Set includes two 7″-long wood pencils.
9. Darth Vader™ Toaster
As the two suns rise over Tatooine (or just that single one over Earth), you’ll make your toast and marvel at Star Wars logo branded into it. Be the first of your friends to place this on the countertop: Darth Vader’s helmet, dispensing perfectly prepared breakfast bread. Officially licensed; 3 darkness settings. Plastic and metal. 12½”H x 9 7/8″W x 9¼”D. Not for use in international electrical outlets. US outlets only.
11. Trump Corkscrew
The haters and losers won’t acknowledge it, but this is the greatest corkscrew ever, okay? Resin and metal corkscrew is 9½”L. Will fit most sized hands (whether small or huuuge).
12. NFL Birdhouses
Make any garden feel a bit more spirited with your favorite sport’s team. Made out of polystone, this feeder is sure to give your feathered friends the perfect place to call home. 8.13″ H x 6.5″ W. Imported. Item can only be shipped within the Continental US.